Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Meat Sweats: Living the American Dream

Happy Birthday to Us...  er, Jer!
It's October 23rd.  This means it's the day AFTER Jeremy's birthday!!


His 41st birthday, to be specific.  And we celebrated the big day... by purchasing a membership to Sam's Club!

We decided to go check out the 'Costco of the South' and see if a membership was something 2 people without children would actually make use of.  After nosing around for 5 minutes, we stumbled across the cereal aisle, realized we could get double the amount of cereal we were getting for the same price at Target... and sprinted to Membership Services to get set up.

Two and a half hours later, we were loading up our car with all our new SC purchases.  See, now that all my pots and pans and kitchen utensils are safe and sound in my kitchen... I've realized just how bare my fridge and pantry really are.  Not being able to transport any liquids or perishables with us into the US, I had forgotten about all the little things we were missing.  Like ketchup.  And Tabasco.  And peanut butter!  Not to mention all the ingredients to make a proper Gin & Tonic.  Sheesh!

So this Sam's Club trip was fruitful.  Some of the highlights of our outing:

1) Chicken Breasts - 6 lb. bag for $11
2) 24x Milky Way ice cream bars for $8
3) 24x Heinekin (that's right, we can buy booze ANYWHERE!)
4) Box of Florida fresh grapefruits... and they're almost as big as your head!

And CHEESE!  Look at our stash -

Get ready to get bunged up!


5 lb bag of shredded mozza, 120 'American' cheese slices, Pepper Colby Jack cubes and a big-ass tub of Parmesan.  We are set for a while...  I'll never get used to the whole 'American' cheese thing though.  It's CHEDDAR, people!

A few of the things we kindly left on the shelves at Sam's Club, put couldn't resist snapping some photos:







It is precisely these types 'foods' that result in stores like Sam's Club and Target to provide shopping cart scooters.  Can't tell you how many perfectly able bodied people I saw driving these things through the aisles. 

"Get off your a$$!", I screamed telepathically...

Clearly I need to work on my ESP skills, because these incredibly lazy people just whizzed right by me.

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Jeremy is such a lucky guy, not ONLY did he get a Sam's Club membership for his birthday... I also took him out for dinner!

We got 'gussied up' and drove downtown to a trendy area called Brickell.  (pronounced BRICK-ul)  People tell me Brickell is full of shops and restaurants and is a great place to park your car and just wander around in.  We drove around for about half an hour trying to find these so-called shops and restaurants.  Then, and only because it was Jeremy's birthday, we dusted off the Garmin to give us some assistance.  I'm pretty sure if we would have kept driving for a while, we would have found our way.... but it was Jeremy's day, afterall. 

Garmin showed us the way and we soon were driving through a very busy and spiffy part of downtown.  A lot of fashionable people walking the streets, sipping wine in the outdoor lounges, leaving their Mercedes and BMWs at the various valet stands.  I found myself wincing as we came to a stop-sign in the middle of it all.... and our little Mazda's brakes creaked to a half.  "OMG... SO embarrassing!"  I got over it.

We parked our squeaky car and walked to Rosa Mexicano.  It was around 9:30pm at this point. (I'm sorry Oma, dinner is a little later here than it is back home!)  But Rosa Mexicano was already closed.  We discovered a lot of these places have earlier hours on Monday/Tuesday and then open late the rest of the week.  Luckily, a Tuscan restaurant called Tuscana Divino was open next door, so we strolled in.

We decided because this was a bit of an upscale type of restaurant that we would curb our 'sharing an American-sized meal' trend and each have our own.  Expensive restaurant should mean the portions are much smaller, right?

This was the case with my meal, a lovely bowl of traditional gnocchi that was just the right size.



However, Jeremy ordered a half a cow with a vat of potatoes.


Terri wanted to swim in this.


To my surprise, he polished the whole the thing off... but this may have been a mistake, as Jeremy soon after was haunted by the 'Meat Sweats'.... this was followed by the 'Meat Sh!ts'... and this morning, the inevitable 'Meat Hangover'.  Poor Jeremy.  At 41, it's not just the booze that causes you hangovers anymore, it's the food too!  Though the fact we don't eat that much meat probably throws a body into shock when we over do it.

After dinner, we were invited over to my co-worker Ian's place for a drink, which was conveniently located across the street from the restaurant.  Ian is a Scottish lad who is a former professional soccer player (with Real Salt Lake - pronounced RAY-al Salt Lake) and is now a colour commentator at beIN Sport.  He and his lovely girlfriend Nicole have a posh 33rd floor apartment in Brickell that overlooks the bay.  At least, this is what Jeremy tells me as I didn't go near their balcony to admire the view.  My paralyzing fear of heights prevented me from enjoying the night skyline.

Ian and I were regailing Jeremy and Nicole with stories of shenanigans from the weekend at work.  Normally I share the weekend workload with a co-worker.  But this weekend, I was on my own.  I worked a grand total of 30 hours from Friday night to Sunday night.  Needless to say, by the time Sunday night rolled around and we were into our last half hour of recording, I was starting to get a little goofy in the head.

The final show I produce on Saturday and Sunday nights is called Express Extra, which is a half hour highlights show that Ian and I host.  At the end of the show on Sunday, we were viewing footage of a big fight that broke out in the middle of a soccer game in France between 2 rival clubs.  The fans got involved and it certainly had potential to be a much scarier situation that it ended up becoming.  Ian was talking about the situation and relating it to the passion between the clubs and the fans and how something it gets out of control.  I was about to add my own 2 cents with a final thought before steering the conversation towards the next topic.  But, as I opened my mouth to add my 2 cents... my brain decided to shut down and de-evolve to that of a Neanderthal and out I blurted, "Passion is good.  Danger... is bad.'

Really, Terri?   Never before had I wanted to grab these words from their bubbles above my head and shove them back down my throat from whence they originated.  In the words of Homer Simpson - stupid brain!

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Did you know that it's almost Christmas??  We didn't until we saw the houses in our community all have their Christmas lights and decorations up already. 

Doesn't Halloween come first?

We received an early Christmas present a few days ago when the people who live across the street from us decided to leave their keys hanging from their front door.  A construction worker noticed this and decided to let the home owners know, not realizing they weren't home and had actually left for an extended period of time.

When he tried the door to toss the keys inside, he set off their house alarm.  The thing is, you need the alarm code in order to turn that sucker off.

So for about 4 days now, if we don't have a fan or music or some kind of background noise in our house... we hear the "beep, beep, beep.... beep, beep, beep.... beep, beep, beep" from the house across the street.

It's a pleasant kind of repetition...

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Speaking of Christmas, we booked our flights back home in December!  We will be back in Manitoba from December 23 to January 3.  Looking forward to seeing family and friends... we anticipate it will be busy!  And we are thankful that my parents are storing a Rubbermaid tub of our winter jackets and boots for when we come home for the holidays.

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We are starting to notice the seasonal changes here in South Florida.  It certainly is not as drastic as a snow storm... but we have noticed the weather has become a little more comfortable.  Don't get me wrong, it's still gorgeous, but a light wrap has become necessary at night.

This reminds me of a little surprise I found while unpacking some boxes.  When we left Manitoba, I also had to leave behind some duties & responsibilities with some organizations that are very important to me.  Such as the Steinbach Arts Council, and the Manitoba chapter of Canadian Women in Communications.  I have been obsessively dedicated to CWC Manitoba for the better part of a decade, and leaving the regional board is one of the hardest things I've had to give up as part of this relocation.  When I met with the board for the last time in August, my fellow board ladies presented me with a parting gift - a set of GORGEOUS crystal wine glasses.  They came in a special box that I opened for the first time while we were unpacking.  And in the box, I noticed they had left me another little surprise.

These are too small for me.


A little reminder of home that I can take with me wherever I go, no matter what the temperature is.  Thanks ladies!

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Closing note, as I write this in our trusty, neighbourhood Starbucks:

We still don't have home internet.

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